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In memory of
Col. Mason "MDRR COOL" Roeller
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Mason's timeline
1816
Born
January 6th, 1816
Butts, MO
Retired
January 7th, 1816
Flippin, AR
Started elementary school
June 7th, 1816
Dropped out of elementary school
June 8th, 1816
1820
Banished to the depths the underworld, due to his lack of employment.
October 1st, 1820
1846
Kicked out of hell because the devil felt bad for him.
November 13th, 1846
1865
Saved the world from the republicans
Added by 1885
Retired
Added by 1901
Met Jackson Wozniak. Became attached at the hip.
July 10th, 1901
Bangkok, Thailand
1914
1933
“Worked” for free UNDER Hitler.
April 5th, 1933
1963
Was present at the Kennedy assassination as a catheter expert. Found liable for Presidents death.
1963
Dallas, TX
1970
Got married to Tu Young
1974
1993
Met his “Big Beautiful Bill”, or Bubba for short
June 7th, 1993
The White House, Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC
2000
2001
Met the love of his life, his bed.
September 11th, 2001
Goon, Nigeria
2004
2006
2013
Fought in the console war. He becumed a esteemed colonel for the furry fighting forces
September 1st, 2013
Ho Chi Minh, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
2015
2019
Attended the Marshmello concert at Pleasant Park
February 2nd, 2019
Pleasant Park, Pleasant Plains Road, Apex, NC
Become the king of pumping people
2021
Did some silly things at the capitol building
January 6th, 2021
2024
Took a bath for the first time
2024
CUM de Monterrey, Av. Dr. José Eleuterio González, San Jerónimo, Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico
Added by Moe Lester
2025
Passed away
June 6th, 2025
Hell, MI
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Had a merry Christmas! (Without him)
December 25th, 2025
In lieu of flowers
In lieu of flowers, consider a gift to Children's Defense Fund.
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Share your sympathy. Send flowers from a local florist to Mason's family or funeral.
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Jackson Wozniak (Mason's son).
