Col. Mason "MDRR COOL" Roeller's Favorites

What causes did Mason care about most?

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Ok, I gotta tell you why I like corn, it is like the **most best** food ever grown up out of the dirt, and my mom says it’s a *vegetable* but my teacher says its like a *grain* but I dont care what it is becuz it is so good and you can eat it so many ways which is why it is the longeste thing I can rite about and this paragraph is going to be so long because my pencil keeps riting and I cant stop the flow of words coming out of my brain like a rushing **river** becuz when I think about corn I think about **summer** which is when you go to the fair and you get that **roasted** corn on the **cob** and they put so much butter on it it drips all down your chin and you get salt and pepper and maybe some spicy stuff which is the **best part** of the whole fair even better than the roller coster which I think is scary and it is so fun to eat because you got to turn the **cob** and bite it off row by row and that is a very special way to eat it and that is only one thing becuz then you got *popcorn* which is like magic how it goes from a little hard rock to a puffy cloud you can eat and it tastes so **salty** and you can eat it in the dark at the **movies** when you are watching a cool **film** with explosions and then you have **tortilla** chips that are made of corn and they are like big triangles you can dip in **guacamole** or **cheese sauce** which is my favret and you can crush them all up into little pieces and eat them like that too which is fun and also **cornflakes** which are for **breakfast** which I dont eat all the time but they are crispy and float in the milk and that is corn too and my grandma makes this yellow stuff called *polenta* or *grits* and it is very **comforting** and warm and it is all yellow like the sun and it comes from corn too which is **amazing** becuz it is one food that can be **crunchy** and **soft** and **sweet** and **salty** and that is why corn is the **best** and it grows so big and tall in the feilds and I saw a picture of it and it looks like a big **green wall** and it is so important for the world to eat and that is why I am riting this so very long **paragraph** becuz corn is the **golden** food and I hope I get a good grade on this really long **essay** and I think I am running out of **space** but I could rite more about how its in chicken food and how they make fuel out of it but that is kind of **boring** but it shows how important it is and that is all I can **remember** about corn.

Ok, I gotta tell you why I like corn, it is like the **most best** food ever grown up out of the dirt, and... Read more my mom says it’s a *vegetable* but my teacher says its like a *grain* but I dont care what it is becuz it is so good and you can eat it so many ways which is why it is the longeste thing I can rite about and this paragraph is going to be so long because my pencil keeps riting and I cant stop the flow of words coming out of my brain like a rushing **river** becuz when I think about corn I think about **summer** which is when you go to the fair and you get that **roasted** corn on the **cob** and they put so much butter on it it drips all down your chin and you get salt and pepper and maybe some spicy stuff which is the **best part** of the whole fair even better than the roller coster which I think is scary and it is so fun to eat because you got to turn the **cob** and bite it off row by row and that is a very special way to eat it and that is only one thing becuz then you got *popcorn* which is like magic how it goes from a little hard rock to a puffy cloud you can eat and it tastes so **salty** and you can eat it in the dark at the **movies** when you are watching a cool **film** with explosions and then you have **tortilla** chips that are made of corn and they are like big triangles you can dip in **guacamole** or **cheese sauce** which is my favret and you can crush them all up into little pieces and eat them like that too which is fun and also **cornflakes** which are for **breakfast** which I dont eat all the time but they are crispy and float in the milk and that is corn too and my grandma makes this yellow stuff called *polenta* or *grits* and it is very **comforting** and warm and it is all yellow like the sun and it comes from corn too which is **amazing** becuz it is one food that can be **crunchy** and **soft** and **sweet** and **salty** and that is why corn is the **best** and it grows so big and tall in the feilds and I saw a picture of it and it looks like a big **green wall** and it is so important for the world to eat and that is why I am riting this so very long **paragraph** becuz corn is the **golden** food and I hope I get a good grade on this really long **essay** and I think I am running out of **space** but I could rite more about how its in chicken food and how they make fuel out of it but that is kind of **boring** but it shows how important it is and that is all I can **remember** about corn. Read less Ok, I gotta tell you why I like corn, it is like the **most best** food ever grown up out of the dirt, and my mom says it’s a ... Read more*vegetable* but my teacher says its like a *grain* but I dont care what it is becuz it is so good and you can eat it so many ways which is why it is the longeste thing I can rite about and this paragraph is going to be so long because my pencil keeps riting and I cant stop the flow of words coming out of my brain like a rushing **river** becuz when I think about corn I think about **summer** which is when you go to the fair and you get that **roasted** corn on the **cob** and they put so much butter on it it drips all down your chin and you get salt and pepper and maybe some spicy stuff which is the **best part** of the whole fair even better than the roller coster which I think is scary and it is so fun to eat because you got to turn the **cob** and bite it off row by row and that is a very special way to eat it and that is only one thing becuz then you got *popcorn* which is like magic how it goes from a little hard rock to a puffy cloud you can eat and it tastes so **salty** and you can eat it in the dark at the **movies** when you are watching a cool **film** with explosions and then you have **tortilla** chips that are made of corn and they are like big triangles you can dip in **guacamole** or **cheese sauce** which is my favret and you can crush them all up into little pieces and eat them like that too which is fun and also **cornflakes** which are for **breakfast** which I dont eat all the time but they are crispy and float in the milk and that is corn too and my grandma makes this yellow stuff called *polenta* or *grits* and it is very **comforting** and warm and it is all yellow like the sun and it comes from corn too which is **amazing** becuz it is one food that can be **crunchy** and **soft** and **sweet** and **salty** and that is why corn is the **best** and it grows so big and tall in the feilds and I saw a picture of it and it looks like a big **green wall** and it is so important for the world to eat and that is why I am riting this so very long **paragraph** becuz corn is the **golden** food and I hope I get a good grade on this really long **essay** and I think I am running out of **space** but I could rite more about how its in chicken food and how they make fuel out of it but that is kind of **boring** but it shows how important it is and that is all I can **remember** about corn. Read less Ok, I gotta tell you why I like corn, it is like the... Read more **most best** food ever grown up out of the dirt, and my mom says it’s a *vegetable* but my teacher says its like a *grain* but I dont care what it is becuz it is so good and you can eat it so many ways which is why it is the longeste thing I can rite about and this paragraph is going to be so long because my pencil keeps riting and I cant stop the flow of words coming out of my brain like a rushing **river** becuz when I think about corn I think about **summer** which is when you go to the fair and you get that **roasted** corn on the **cob** and they put so much butter on it it drips all down your chin and you get salt and pepper and maybe some spicy stuff which is the **best part** of the whole fair even better than the roller coster which I think is scary and it is so fun to eat because you got to turn the **cob** and bite it off row by row and that is a very special way to eat it and that is only one thing becuz then you got *popcorn* which is like magic how it goes from a little hard rock to a puffy cloud you can eat and it tastes so **salty** and you can eat it in the dark at the **movies** when you are watching a cool **film** with explosions and then you have **tortilla** chips that are made of corn and they are like big triangles you can dip in **guacamole** or **cheese sauce** which is my favret and you can crush them all up into little pieces and eat them like that too which is fun and also **cornflakes** which are for **breakfast** which I dont eat all the time but they are crispy and float in the milk and that is corn too and my grandma makes this yellow stuff called *polenta* or *grits* and it is very **comforting** and warm and it is all yellow like the sun and it comes from corn too which is **amazing** becuz it is one food that can be **crunchy** and **soft** and **sweet** and **salty** and that is why corn is the **best** and it grows so big and tall in the feilds and I saw a picture of it and it looks like a big **green wall** and it is so important for the world to eat and that is why I am riting this so very long **paragraph** becuz corn is the **golden** food and I hope I get a good grade on this really long **essay** and I think I am running out of **space** but I could rite more about how its in chicken food and how they make fuel out of it but that is kind of **boring** but it shows how important it is and that is all I can **remember** about corn. 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Jackson Wozniak

The anti womens sufferage movement. Mason was an avid support of the movement to revoke women’s right. He... Read more The anti womens sufferage movement. Mason was an avid support of the movement to revoke women’s right. He believed it was their... Read more The anti womens sufferage movement. Mason was an avid... Read more

What were Mason's favorite sports teams?

Jackson Wozniak

The Louisiana Lot Lizards The Louisiana Lot Lizards The Louisiana Lot Lizards

What were Mason's favorite artists or styles of art?

Jackson Wozniak

He LOVED a paining called the Moaning Lisa He LOVED a paining called the Moaning Lisa He LOVED a paining called the Moaning Lisa

What were Mason's favorite local spots?

Jackson Wozniak

Jackson’s Rectum Jackson’s Rectum Jackson’s Rectum

What were Mason's favorite games to play?

Jackson Wozniak

Strip Monopoly Strip Monopoly Strip Monopoly

What were Mason's favorite drinks?

Jackson Wozniak

Gallons of pure horse semen Gallons of pure horse semen Gallons of pure horse semen

What were Mason's favorite books?

Jackson Wozniak

He never once picked up and read a book. He never once picked up and read a book. He never once picked up and read a book.

What were Mason's favorite ways to spend free time?

Jackson Wozniak

Gooning and rotting in his bed. Beefing with Jack on Minecraft and making out with Jackson. Gooning and rotting in his bed. Beefing with Jack on Minecraft and making out with Jackson. Gooning and rotting in his bed. Beefing with Jack on... Read more

What were Mason's favorite movies?

Jackson Wozniak

Masons favorite film was “Free Bird” from dreamworks animation.The 2013 animated film, Free Birds, is a comedy about two turkeys who travel back in time to stop their species from becoming the main course at Thanksgiving dinner.

Here is a summary of the plot:

🦃 Plot Summary of Free Birds
The story centers on Reggie, a smart, but outcast, domestic turkey who is the only one on his farm aware of the true meaning of Thanksgiving. When his flock throws him out of the coop, he is unexpectedly chosen as the Presidentially Pardoned Turkey and is taken to live a life of luxury at Camp David, complete with TV and pizza.

Reggie's comfortable new life is interrupted by Jake, a large, zealous, and slightly delusional wild turkey who is the president of the Turkey Freedom Front (T.F.F.). Jake kidnaps Reggie, claiming he was sent by a mystical "Great Turkey" to recruit him for a vital mission: traveling back in time to the first Thanksgiving in 1621 to get turkeys off the menu permanently.

⏳ Time-Traveling Mission

Jake and a very reluctant Reggie break into a secret government facility and commandeer a time machine named S.T.E.V.E. (Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy), which takes them back to Plymouth Colony three days before the first Thanksgiving.

They are quickly ambushed by colonial hunters, led by the ruthless Myles Standish, but are rescued by a flock of native wild turkeys led by Chief Broadbeak and his daughter, Jenny. The wild turkeys have been forced underground since the colonists arrived.

Reggie and Jake must work with the wild turkeys, using their knowledge of the future to disable traps and attempt to sabotage the settlers' feast preparations. Reggie also begins to fall for the feisty Jenny.

🔄 Changing History

Despite their efforts, Jake's actions inadvertently lead the hunters back to the turkeys' hiding place, resulting in many of the turkeys being captured for the feast. Chief Broadbeak sacrifices himself to help the remaining flock escape.

A disgraced Reggie flees back to the present, where he makes a surprising discovery from S.T.E.V.E.: he is the Great Turkey and has been unknowingly caught in a time loop, having inspired Jake's mission years ago.

Reggie travels back to 1621 to save his friends. He and the remaining turkeys, now led by Jenny, manage to confront the settlers and the Wampanoag tribe (who are arriving for the feast).

In the end, Reggie and S.T.E.V.E. successfully convince the colonists and the Native Americans that a different food—pizza—is a much better choice for their annual feast, thus changing history and saving the turkeys.

Reggie decides to stay in the past with Jenny, while Jake takes S.T.E.V.E. back to the future to look for new adventures.

Would you like to know which voice actors played the main characters in Free Birds?

Masons favorite film was “Free Bird” from dreamworks animation.The 2013 animated film, Free Birds, is a comedy... Read more about two turkeys who travel back in time to stop their species from becoming the main course at Thanksgiving dinner.

Here is a summary of the plot:

🦃 Plot Summary of Free Birds
The story centers on Reggie, a smart, but outcast, domestic turkey who is the only one on his farm aware of the true meaning of Thanksgiving. When his flock throws him out of the coop, he is unexpectedly chosen as the Presidentially Pardoned Turkey and is taken to live a life of luxury at Camp David, complete with TV and pizza.

Reggie's comfortable new life is interrupted by Jake, a large, zealous, and slightly delusional wild turkey who is the president of the Turkey Freedom Front (T.F.F.). Jake kidnaps Reggie, claiming he was sent by a mystical "Great Turkey" to recruit him for a vital mission: traveling back in time to the first Thanksgiving in 1621 to get turkeys off the menu permanently.

⏳ Time-Traveling Mission

Jake and a very reluctant Reggie break into a secret government facility and commandeer a time machine named S.T.E.V.E. (Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy), which takes them back to Plymouth Colony three days before the first Thanksgiving.

They are quickly ambushed by colonial hunters, led by the ruthless Myles Standish, but are rescued by a flock of native wild turkeys led by Chief Broadbeak and his daughter, Jenny. The wild turkeys have been forced underground since the colonists arrived.

Reggie and Jake must work with the wild turkeys, using their knowledge of the future to disable traps and attempt to sabotage the settlers' feast preparations. Reggie also begins to fall for the feisty Jenny.

🔄 Changing History

Despite their efforts, Jake's actions inadvertently lead the hunters back to the turkeys' hiding place, resulting in many of the turkeys being captured for the feast. Chief Broadbeak sacrifices himself to help the remaining flock escape.

A disgraced Reggie flees back to the present, where he makes a surprising discovery from S.T.E.V.E.: he is the Great Turkey and has been unknowingly caught in a time loop, having inspired Jake's mission years ago.

Reggie travels back to 1621 to save his friends. He and the remaining turkeys, now led by Jenny, manage to confront the settlers and the Wampanoag tribe (who are arriving for the feast).

In the end, Reggie and S.T.E.V.E. successfully convince the colonists and the Native Americans that a different food—pizza—is a much better choice for their annual feast, thus changing history and saving the turkeys.

Reggie decides to stay in the past with Jenny, while Jake takes S.T.E.V.E. back to the future to look for new adventures.

Would you like to know which voice actors played the main characters in Free Birds? Read less Masons favorite film was “Free Bird” from dreamworks animation.The 2013 animated film, Free Birds, is a comedy about two turkeys... Read more who travel back in time to stop their species from becoming the main course at Thanksgiving dinner.

Here is a summary of the plot:

🦃 Plot Summary of Free Birds
The story centers on Reggie, a smart, but outcast, domestic turkey who is the only one on his farm aware of the true meaning of Thanksgiving. When his flock throws him out of the coop, he is unexpectedly chosen as the Presidentially Pardoned Turkey and is taken to live a life of luxury at Camp David, complete with TV and pizza.

Reggie's comfortable new life is interrupted by Jake, a large, zealous, and slightly delusional wild turkey who is the president of the Turkey Freedom Front (T.F.F.). Jake kidnaps Reggie, claiming he was sent by a mystical "Great Turkey" to recruit him for a vital mission: traveling back in time to the first Thanksgiving in 1621 to get turkeys off the menu permanently.

⏳ Time-Traveling Mission

Jake and a very reluctant Reggie break into a secret government facility and commandeer a time machine named S.T.E.V.E. (Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy), which takes them back to Plymouth Colony three days before the first Thanksgiving.

They are quickly ambushed by colonial hunters, led by the ruthless Myles Standish, but are rescued by a flock of native wild turkeys led by Chief Broadbeak and his daughter, Jenny. The wild turkeys have been forced underground since the colonists arrived.

Reggie and Jake must work with the wild turkeys, using their knowledge of the future to disable traps and attempt to sabotage the settlers' feast preparations. Reggie also begins to fall for the feisty Jenny.

🔄 Changing History

Despite their efforts, Jake's actions inadvertently lead the hunters back to the turkeys' hiding place, resulting in many of the turkeys being captured for the feast. Chief Broadbeak sacrifices himself to help the remaining flock escape.

A disgraced Reggie flees back to the present, where he makes a surprising discovery from S.T.E.V.E.: he is the Great Turkey and has been unknowingly caught in a time loop, having inspired Jake's mission years ago.

Reggie travels back to 1621 to save his friends. He and the remaining turkeys, now led by Jenny, manage to confront the settlers and the Wampanoag tribe (who are arriving for the feast).

In the end, Reggie and S.T.E.V.E. successfully convince the colonists and the Native Americans that a different food—pizza—is a much better choice for their annual feast, thus changing history and saving the turkeys.

Reggie decides to stay in the past with Jenny, while Jake takes S.T.E.V.E. back to the future to look for new adventures.

Would you like to know which voice actors played the main characters in Free Birds? Read less Masons favorite film was “Free Bird” from dreamworks... Read more animation.The 2013 animated film, Free Birds, is a comedy about two turkeys who travel back in time to stop their species from becoming the main course at Thanksgiving dinner.

Here is a summary of the plot:

🦃 Plot Summary of Free Birds
The story centers on Reggie, a smart, but outcast, domestic turkey who is the only one on his farm aware of the true meaning of Thanksgiving. When his flock throws him out of the coop, he is unexpectedly chosen as the Presidentially Pardoned Turkey and is taken to live a life of luxury at Camp David, complete with TV and pizza.

Reggie's comfortable new life is interrupted by Jake, a large, zealous, and slightly delusional wild turkey who is the president of the Turkey Freedom Front (T.F.F.). Jake kidnaps Reggie, claiming he was sent by a mystical "Great Turkey" to recruit him for a vital mission: traveling back in time to the first Thanksgiving in 1621 to get turkeys off the menu permanently.

⏳ Time-Traveling Mission

Jake and a very reluctant Reggie break into a secret government facility and commandeer a time machine named S.T.E.V.E. (Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy), which takes them back to Plymouth Colony three days before the first Thanksgiving.

They are quickly ambushed by colonial hunters, led by the ruthless Myles Standish, but are rescued by a flock of native wild turkeys led by Chief Broadbeak and his daughter, Jenny. The wild turkeys have been forced underground since the colonists arrived.

Reggie and Jake must work with the wild turkeys, using their knowledge of the future to disable traps and attempt to sabotage the settlers' feast preparations. Reggie also begins to fall for the feisty Jenny.

🔄 Changing History

Despite their efforts, Jake's actions inadvertently lead the hunters back to the turkeys' hiding place, resulting in many of the turkeys being captured for the feast. Chief Broadbeak sacrifices himself to help the remaining flock escape.

A disgraced Reggie flees back to the present, where he makes a surprising discovery from S.T.E.V.E.: he is the Great Turkey and has been unknowingly caught in a time loop, having inspired Jake's mission years ago.

Reggie travels back to 1621 to save his friends. He and the remaining turkeys, now led by Jenny, manage to confront the settlers and the Wampanoag tribe (who are arriving for the feast).

In the end, Reggie and S.T.E.V.E. successfully convince the colonists and the Native Americans that a different food—pizza—is a much better choice for their annual feast, thus changing history and saving the turkeys.

Reggie decides to stay in the past with Jenny, while Jake takes S.T.E.V.E. back to the future to look for new adventures.

Would you like to know which voice actors played the main characters in Free Birds? Read less

What were Mason's favorite vacation spots?

Jackson Wozniak

Mason was a frequent visitor of Bangkok Thailand. Mason made upwards of 67 trips within his lifetime. He ... Read more Mason was a frequent visitor of Bangkok Thailand. Mason made upwards of 67 trips within his lifetime. He admired the scenery and... Read more Mason was a frequent visitor of Bangkok Thailand. Mason... Read more

What were Mason's favorite songs or musical artists?

Jackson Wozniak

His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft

What was Mason's favorite color?

Jackson Wozniak

Tip green Tip green Tip green

What were Mason's favorite foods?

Jackson Wozniak

He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take a big ole chomp out of the meaty orbs and chew with... Read more He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take a big ole chomp out of the meaty orbs and chew with delight. He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take... Read more

What were Mason's favorite performances to watch?

Jackson Wozniak

Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him of his travels to Thailand. Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him of his travels to Thailand. Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him... Read more

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