Mason getting straight teeth by Rabbi Jackson.

Hungry

R.I.P the great mdrr cool. He will be looking up at us now

He had this third leg sticking out of the back of his head and sometimes it would make a hissing sound. One guy even got eaten by the arm but it was ok as it was this weird gay named Franz. Some people were mad but it’s fine because I ate a pickle

Example: Dog at the Dog

Beloved MDRR COOL played a special roll in our hearts and in our history. Mason Roeller was present when president Kennedy was shot. Mason was the presidents personal catheter expert and was on site when shots were fired. As soon as the president was shot, Roeller jumped into action and tried putting a catheter inside the shot president. Experts say this move was entirely unnecessary since the bullet hit Kennedy’s head and not his penis. But Roeller knew what he was doing. He did it not for the president but for himself. He knew the president would die and wanted to put a catheter in him one last time. The Supreme Court ruled Roeller liable for the death of President Kennedy and sentenced him to get a real job if he actually had the capacity to. This story always brought warmth to my kidneys whenever my grandpa told it to me.

He’s looking up at us right now ❤️

His boyfriends Jack Anthony Kastle misses him very much  

You knew you were cooked when this guy showed up to practice

Him in his way to pick up his Roblox boyfriend at the daycare