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In memory of
Col. Mason "MDRR COOL" Roeller
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Obituary
Dearest Mason “MDRR COOL” Roeller passed away this year from a long battle with attempted employment. He worked for one week this year before his brain started liquifying slowly. He was forced to quit his job and rot in his bed. Mason shared a special bond with his bed, even having an outline of himself in his mattress. Authorities were forced to cut vines and mold off of Mason to remove him from his beloved …
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Event details
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There weren’t enough people interested in in attending a memorial event for MDDR COOL, so Mr Beast thought it best to hand dig his grave out of respect.
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Mason's Belongings
Some of Mason's things have been made available to friends and family.
Favorites
What were Mason's favorite performances to watch?
Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him of his travels to Thailand.
Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him of his travels to Thailand.
Femboys dancing on his Tic Tok feed. It reminded him of his travels to Thailand.
What were Mason's favorite foods?
He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take a big ole chomp out of the mea…
He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take a big ole chomp out of the meaty orbs an…
He used to eat giant testicles like apples. He’d take a big ole chomp out of the meaty orbs and chew with delight.
What was Mason's favorite color?
Tip green
Tip green
Tip green
What were Mason's favorite songs or musical artists?
His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft
His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft
His favorite artist was Kendih Thick-shaft
Timeline
Born
January 6th, 1816
Butts, MO
Retired
January 7th, 1816
Flippin, AR
Started elementary school
June 7th, 1816
Survived by
Jackson Wozniak
Son
Tu Young
Wife
Puff Daddy
Mother
Long John Silver
Grandfather
Jack Anthony Kastle
Son
Followed in death by
Prof. Steven "the gay man" Hummens, III
Son-in-law
Predeceased by
Rabbi Jackson "The Woz" Wozniak, IV
Loved one, 1841-2001
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