Silas's obituary
Silas "Smellatron" Long transitioned from this life on September 11, 2001. Born June 12, 1885, and widely known as "Smellatron", Silas chose to be referred to by their birth name in their later life. Silas is survived by their loving wife, Skibidi Rizzler, whom they continued to share a deep bond with despite their divorce on November 13, 1950.
Silas was a proud graduate of Diddy Drive, Chapmanville, WV where they excelled in Super Spanish in 1942. They moved to the bustling city of New York, NY in 2000. Deeply spiritual, Silas attended the Muslim Diddy Church, where they found peace and community.
A passionate advocate for Furry and Gay Rights, they used their platform and influence to further the cause of equality. Silas held a deep fondness for Furry conventions, the Diddy monument, and indulging in their favorite dish - fish. Despite their unusual taste for urine as a preferred drink, Silas had a common love for books, with 'Diddy: The book' being their favorite one.
Known for their dark and mysterious personality, Silas was a fan of 'Gangster's Paradise' and regularly watched 'Joe Bartolozzi'. Their favorite movie was '8 Mile' and they held a deep appreciation for Furry Art. As an avid supporter of the Diddyville Punishers, Silas also enjoyed engaging in games like Fortnite Creative 2.0. Their favorite activities included attending furry conventions, pretending to be a dog, and relaxing in a furry sauna.
Despite their unexpected passing, which was brought about by a tragic encounter with Johnathan Bottoms, Silas's legacy continues. Although they modestly claimed to leave no legacy behind, their friends, family, and the communities they were part of would disagree.
Always willing to share their wisdom, they often said, "Don't be Diddy". This, along with their recognized accomplishment as the 'Best Diddy Diddler of all time', are testaments to their enduring spirit. Their favorite color, blind, was perhaps a metaphor for their approach to love, acceptance, and empathy - seeing no difference among people.
In honor of Silas’s memory, funds are being raised for the "Children's Defense Fund". The link to the donation page is https://everloved.com/life-of….
As we mourn the loss of Silas, we celebrate their vibrant life, their enigmatic personality, and their courageous advocacy. Rest in peace, Silas Long, your spirit will forever resonate in the hearts you have touched.