What can I say about Mr. Kammerer to convey the affection and respect I’m not sure he ever knew I had for him? Wandering into the nest of teenage jackasses who inhabited Yorktown High School every day in the mid-90s required a dedication and commitment to education I still can’t fully wrap my head around. I’m not sure people truly appreciated Mr. Kammerer’s patience, but to me, it was legendary. My favorite Mr. Kammerer memory, though, was the day that patience ran out. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Now, I’m not going mention this person by name, but if she remembers this story I’m about to tell, I want her to know that not only is this my fondest memory of Mr. Kammerer, it’s my fondest memory of her. If you were a student of Mr. Kammerer’s, you undoubtedly have vivid memories of him standing at the board, back to the class, scribbling out equations in his chalk-dusted polyester pants.
Picture it… Yorktown High School, 1993… Mr. Kammerer’s classroom:
As usual, Mr. Kammerer was at the board, doing all “the maths” that some of us understood, while the rest of us sat silent pretending to. That is, except for one. Now, if you were in this class, you may remember one of us had… questions. She had questions about everything. And when she got her questions answered, she’d have more questions about the answers to her previous questions. I’m not going to say you could see Mr. Kammerer’s soul slowly drain from his body every time he turned to see her hand raised, but I’m not going to say you couldn’t. One day he just couldn’t take any more.
He turned around, saw her hand raised for approximately the 9,847,283rd time, and he just had to get away. He put down the stick of chalk he was holding, turned toward the door, paused for moment, then slowly began to just meander out of his own classroom, shoulders hunched in profound resignation. I can still hear her voice echo in my memory, “Mr. Kammerer… Mr. Kammerer," as he got closer and closer to the door, her hand still waving high in the air, "Mr. Kammerer, wait… please… Mr. Kammerer, I just…” then the sound of the door closing behind him. We looked out the windows into the parking lot where we knew he always parked and watched as he leaned on the trunk lid of his car, lit a cigarette, took a deep inhale, and exhaled a thick cloud of smoke, as if he was purging a lifetime of frustration and existential regret.
It was fantastic. And hilarious. I have a lot of incredibly fond memories of high school, but only a select few teachers play integral roles in my YHS retrospective. Mr. Kammerer is one of them.
You spent your days surrounded by a bunch of angsty Gen X teenagers and you never ran over any of us with your car, even when you saw us wandering around your neighborhood and you could have fender-checked us into a mailbox. You’re a saint, as far as I’m concerned. Rest in peace, Mr. Kammerer. You’ve earned it.