Shared by Ed Lesniak at Mort's memorial:
I am Mort’s brother-in-law. Charlotte asked me to say a few words about Mort. In her grief, I don’t think that Charlotte realized that she was asking a retired attorney to say a “few” words. Attorneys have a very different definition of the word “few” than the rest of the general population. So please bear with me.
I only knew Mort for the last two decades of his life, so I can’t regale you with stories of childhood adventures or college pranks. Instead I grabbed a sheet of paper and wrote the name Mort Johnson at the top. Then I wrote down all of the thoughts that came to mind about Mort, and I’d like to share some of those thoughts with you.
The first group of words I wrote down were “good guy,” “decent human being,” “thoughtful,” “observant,” and “sharp knives.” Human beings are complicated, but in the end, the simple question is what type of person was Mort Johnson? He was a good guy, a decent human being. Thoughtful and considerate. Over the Thanksgiving Holiday in 2021 and 2022, Mort and Charlotte came to visit Kate and me in Virginia. We had a great time—wonderful conversations, lots of laughs, good food and wine. But we had dull knives. Somehow Mort knew that, and he was not okay with that. On both visits he brought with him his knife sharpening tool, and he sharpened all of our knives. We didn’t ask him to do it, but he just did. Every morning now I have the same breakfast, which includes strawberries. And as I slice the strawberries every day, I think of Mort with gratitude because I am using a knife that he sharpened.
The next words I wrote down were: “personable,” “engaging,” and “easy to talk to.” Mort was very personable, very engaging, and easy to talk to—that is, if he had his hearing aids turned up to full blast and you were shouting into his face. Now, in case you were thinking that I am just trying to get a few laughs at the expense of Mort’s hearing disability, let me disavow you of that. First, Mort would have laughed heartily at those comments. He was quite comfortable with who he was, and had a great sense of humor about himself. Second, I would not make fun of a hearing disability, particularly one caused in large part by his military service to our country. But most of all, I am trying to make a point. A hearing disability is one that can easily lead to withdrawal and reclusion. But that was not Mort. He attacked his disability with vigor. He made himself into a test subject for the Veterans Administration. It seemed like every time we saw Mort he had the latest version of hearing aids distributed by the VA and was advising it on the merits and demerits of that hearing aid. He would always look right at you when you were speaking to him, so he could try to read your lips. And if that failed, he would put his hand behind his left ear and lean toward you to direct you to speak directly into his “good” ear. He never let his hearing difficulty get in the way of engaging with people.
The next words I wrote down were: “intense,” “studious,” and “pit bull mentality.” When Mort got his teeth into a subject, he devoured it. Kate and I owned Toyotas for almost 30 years, but in 2013 we decided we needed a hatchback. We didn’t like what Toyota had to offer, so we looked at a Subaru. We took one for a drive, and really liked it. When I suggested that we buy it on the spot, Kate, who was a reference librarian, responded that we should investigate and look at Consumer Reports before purchasing the Subaru. In response, I asked her what type of car Mort owned. She said Subaru. At that moment, we both realized that the research had been done, and done extensively, by Mort. We didn’t need to do anything further, except purchase the vehicle. Which we did.
Another subject that Mort devoured was vitamins and supplements. He took about 80 vitamins a day. About 40 in the morning and 40 in the evening. He would line them up and take them in a certain order, like a well-choreographed meal. I remember once reading an article about the benefits of vitamin K for men’s health. And when I went to buy some on Amazon, I found about 10 different sellers of vitamin K. So naturally, I contacted Mort. I figured that there must have been a K somewhere in that alphabet soup of vitamins that Mort took, so I reached out to him with the question as to which brand he purchased. He could have responded with two words—Life Extension—but instead he sent me information about how that company obtained the ingredients, how they processed the ingredients, absorption rates, and anything else you could never want to know about vitamin K. I think of Mort every day when I take my vitamin K.
The last set of words I wrote down were “determined,” “persistent,” “stubborn,” “lust for life,” and “The Reluctant Farmer.” Mort had an almost incomprehensible desire and will to do what it took to stay alive. In one hospital stay, Mort refused to eat the food provided by the hospital, but instead demanded to speak with the nutritionist. He explained to the nutritionist how the food being provided to him was not suited for a cardiac patient. The nutritionist agreed to look at the materials on the subject that Mort provided, and later came back to visit him to let him know that he was exactly correct. At one point, Mort’s doctor conceded that he had no explanation as to how Mort was still alive. Mort in hospice, came out of it, and lived another couple of active years. He had amazing will power to confront and overcome the numerous health challenges he faced.
One of the things Mort and I had in common was a love of traditional Celtic music. We attended numerous performances together. He had an intense appreciation for the passion and skill of musicians. So I thought I would finish with a music-related recitation. Recently, an Irish band called the Jeremiahs released a new album. Unfortunately, Mort never had the chance to hear it. But there is a song on the album that I cannot listen to or even think of without thinking of Mort. It’s a song called The Reluctant Farmer. It is a fictional story about a farmer named John who keeps hearing voices telling him that it’s time for him to go. But he refuses their invitation to the grave because-well-he’s just too busy living his life. The farmer exemplifies the same type of determination, lust for life, stubbornness and persistence as Mort did in his life, and in the way he squeezed every drop out of juice out of the fruit of life. The story of the song is fictional, but I did change one line of it as a special tribute to Mort. You’ll know it when you hear it.
So here are the lyrics of the song “The Reluctant Farmer.”
Late one night in the wind and the rain,
I heard a rapping on my window pane,
Stirring me from my slumber deep,
I’m here for your soul to reap
Late one night in the wind and rain,
Rap, rap, tapping on my window pane,
I heard a voice like a demon spake,
I’m here for you soul to take.
[I won’t go to the grave below,
I’ve got a cow and a calf in the meadow,
Sixteen sheep and a field to tend,
And a dry stone wall to mend.
I won’t go, I’ve a ridge to plow,
Six young pigs and a hungry sow,
And an old sheep dog, for itself can’t fend,
And I’ve got to take my vitamins.]
The years went by and the noise never ceased,
And I heard the voice of a local priest,
Calling me for to come outside,
“John, I think that it’s time you die.”
The years went by. Will the noise ever end?
And the children of the children of my long dead friends,
Calling me for to come outside,
“John, we think that it’s time you die.”
[Chorus]
In the middle of the night, in the moonlight pale,
I was woken all the sudden to a banshee’s wail,
And the lady in the threshold, in the long white veil,
Looked fierce familiar to me.
“Tis meself, John, she whispered as she looked inside,
Twas’ none other than the spirit of my long dead bride,
But I hadn’t time for to listen to a word she said,
I slammed the door and I went back to bed.
[Chorus]
I won’t go.
I won’t go.
I won’t go.
Hell, no!