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In memory of
Matteo "El Patron" Alacran
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El Patron is an evil drug lord of a country called "Opium" which used to be Mexico. El Patron has grown several clones and he harvests their organs to maintain his unstable body. El Patron believes in being buried like an Egyptian pharaoh and forces his servants to be taken to the afterlife with him.
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I'm so sorry for the loss of El Patron. I'll always think of him whenever I'm sad.
I'm so sorry for the loss of El Patron. I'll always think of him whenever I'm sad.
I'm so sorry for the loss of El Patron. I'll always think of him…
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Born
June 15th, 1813
Passed away
February 3rd, 2016
Opium
Survived by
Matt Alacran
Son
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