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Christopher William Cabaniss

Bay Minette, AL, USA

November 12, 1974 - October 2, 2018

Nov 12, 1974 - Oct 2, 2018

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Christopher Cabaniss escaped this mortal realm on Tuesday Oct 2, 2018 at the age of 43. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending supreme court vote. He leaves behind three children, his wife, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food. Chris was an avid hunter and fisher and usually came back with tall tales of the big one that got away. Looking back, Chris stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of working with (except Bubba, he never liked you, Bubba). Following his wishes well-wishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Coors Light beer can and drink it in his honor. He was never one for sentiment or religiosity, but he wanted you to know that if he owes you a beer, and if you can find him in Heaven, he will gladly allow you to buy him another. He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don't open these at work). Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.

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