It is with great joy that we announce and celebrate the friendships of Donald "Winning" Trump, Jr. , Trevor "Dog's Bite" Noah, Don "Cool & Crisp" like Lemon-Aide, Whoopie "Sister Did Act" Goldberg, Stephanie "Good Try" Ruhle, Ali "Muslim" Velsher, Joseph "Does he practice" Biden posthumously with Trenton Trentesimo Garmon. Being born of poor coal mining and rubber worker grandparents, T-rex was grateful at the darkest and most difficult season of his life while a LEO framing was being attempted that Don, Jr. had the faith he did that WE would win - and yes - We Did. Make Alabama Great Again. Trevor and Trent's friendship spawned despite the bark back on Comedy Central over "dog bite" commercials, but no beef or mauling occurred. Trenton and Don finally settled on the proper "String Coding" for their 2017 interview as the miscommunication of the Network did not throw off the squeeze and strong Sons of Judah make cool & crisp, good lemonade. In a kind shock and holy awe, Whoopie and Tgro were able to digitally gather around a Hemp Cigarette and reconcile the understanding of southern culture regarding getting "Big Daddy's approval" as we truly do believe in the Sacrament of Marriage or the religious life of being a Priest or Nun. Stephanie and Trent after a long-term tiff settled on their efforts as both well intended and that there are 12 tribes and yes - chastity and respect matter - ABSOLUTELY. Prior to his "passing" Garmon shared his prayers for peace, great dignity and God's love to fill all of his friends. Hail Mary, full of grace. Pray for us.

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Prior to his 'digital' passing ...b22... Trenton expressed forgiveness for the confusion of Donald Trump, Jr. "Winning", Trevor Noah, Don Lemon, Whoopie Goldberg, Stephanie Rulh, Ali Velsher & Joseph Biden.