I hope no one employs me!! I committed fraud!!

I HAD SEX WITH A GERBIL 

I really really miss my pookie bear John Proctor.  He was there for me during the hardest of times and I have to much to say about him. First of all, and most importantly, he was GREAT in bed, he had stamina like a stallion I'm not even joking.  He was so nice to me and a phenomenal cook. Those who know - him know what I am talking about. He really knew how navigate still water and his Balkan identity really helped him become the Alpha of the household. Although he cheated on me numerous times, I do not hold it against him, as I was not nearly as bad as twinks he dicked down on weekends. Thank you for all of the wonderful times, and fun memories, fly high 🕊️