Jingle "Butterscotch" Bells
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Obituary for Jingle Bells “Butterscotch”
September 2009 – June 9, 2025
Today we bid farewell to a legend, an outlaw, and a lover: Jingle Bells, affectionately known as Butterscotch, who passed peacefully after living a life far too bold for this world. Born in September 2009, Butterscotch spent over 15 years defying expectations, trespassing boundaries—literal and emotional—and sleeping wherever he pleased, from the backseats of strangers’ cars to the foot of someone else’s bed.
A drifter, a rogue, and a charmer, Butterscotch wasn’t just a neighborhood nuisance—he was a neighborhood icon. He may have walked onto your property without permission, but he always walked into your heart with ease. He left behind a proud (and unverified) legacy of offspring before bravely undergoing surgery to remove his prostate due to cancer.
In life, Butterscotch was not just a pet—he was a man’s man. He stood by his convictions and questionable financial choices, contributing loyally to Big Tobacco and Lockheed Martin with no regrets. He did what he wanted, loved as he pleased, and made sure to never apologize for any of it.
Services will be private, as Butterscotch would have preferred—no fuss, no frills. In lieu of flowers, please consider a donation in his honor to your local strip club. He wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.
Rest easy, Butterscotch. The world was never ready for you.
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