Finnigan's obituary
Finnigan’s early years were spent being home schooled in Dover, and by homeschooled I mean locked in a bedroom and deprived of any meaningful human contact. Thankfully Finnigan's early years would not mirror those to come.
Not surprising to those that knew him, the words “free Bichon” were music to Michael Rezac’s ears. Thanks to Michael’s wallet Finnigan develop an appreciation for the finer things in life… Like expensive hasenpfeffer prescription food, picking fights with German Shepherd’s his sister would finish, and defecating inside then watching Michael clean it up. Not since broke back Mountain has a love story touched so many hearts.
Finnigan’s hobbies included brunches at Grandma Grace’s, romancing couch pillows, watching bass fishing, listening to Springsteen whether he wanted to or not, and lap sitting around a fire pit. His favorite hobby, however, was preventing Michael from giving time to someone else, especially if that someone else was a female and he could do so by shitting in the house.
Finnigan was pretty much self centered, but knew who loved him and would abuse them the most.
Finnigan surrounded himself with pets he enjoyed: seahorses, lion fish, and a pitbull... unless the pitbull bit him (...and she did... 3 different times).
Finnigan’s career highlights came as a speech writer for Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 and Brian Collins of Boise State. Unfortunately, his low light came as a personal assistant for Harvey Weinstein, which led to his marijuana addiction.
Finnigan proudly served his country with seven tours in Hisdaddisden and Idontwait.
Finnigan really loved scrambled eggs at Grandma Grace’s.
In lieu of flowers the family request donations be made to the Kent County SPCA.
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