A life unexpectedly ended today after a battle with Kohler Toilette.   Cornelious Friedrice was 40 at the time of swirling and passing.
We are still gathering information about this incident and ask for empathy and understanding during this difficult time.  Cornelious aka "Corny" tried to swim against the current but was no match for the death doula who was determined to give him an appropriate send off.   He left behind his wife Stench, his son Stool, and his daughter TP.  

As the cart to retrieve the memorial Poo-pouri was locked, we ask you send bathroom spray in lieu of flowers.  But anything is better than the aftermath of Mr. Friedrice.

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