Cora-Mae's obituary
₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ It is with profound joy that we announce the passing of Cora-Mae Stewart, who left this world on September 24, 2025. Born on June 4, 2009, Cora-Mae lived a short and useless life, with her quiet yet annoying spirit not leaving a lasting impact on those who knew her. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・💫
``` ☄️ ꒰৯(˵╹-╹)━☆ 📺 ! Cora-Mae was a reserved woman (or man; it was hard to identify), valued gossip and hatred, and was unapologetically opinionated. Her blunt demeanor radiated rudeness, and those close to her understood this to be a reflection of her all-nonsense approach to life. She (?) was a believer in deception and slander and lived by the principle that one must prioritize their own worthless spirit and happiness above even their closest loved ones. Cora-Mae's unattractive figure and face made her difficult to look at throughout everyday life, naturally gathering friends who appear very similar to her physique. ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶๋࣭ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦
☄️⊹💫 Correlating to her/his laziness, Cora-Mae's accomplishments in applied math and science were nonexistent. She had a pessimistic and sloppy way of viewing problems and acquiring solutions, showing that she is incapable of anything above a toddler's level of education. Her "dedication" and "determination" in her (?) academic pursuits were undoubtedly not great examples of her "pioneering" spirit because those characteristics simply did not exist within her. ⋆˚🪐.⋆ ✮˚。
✮₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ Indeed, the legacy she leaves behind is as little as anything she ever did (in contrast to her shadow and weight, which were actually quite large, at 300-400 pounds or so). Certainly not your traditional role model, Cora-Mae was a generic figure whose appearance could horrify some. Yet, in his own unique way, she (?) embodied the distaste of being a quiet but rather revolting woman (-man?), regardless of societal norms and expectations. [(?) = gender confusion] ⋆。‧˚ʚɞ˚‧。⋆
૮ . . ྀིა In her short life, Cora-Mae taught us not one singular valuable lesson about self-belief, honesty, perseverance, or anything for that matter. She will not be missed, and her nonimpactful life will die out as a source of deceit for the ones she has blessed by leaving the planet. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊