Bilbo's obituary
Hey! It’s Bilbo Baggins. If you’re reading this, it means I’m already dead. What a bummer! I didn’t want other hobbits to have to write this about me as I know how hard it’d be. (And I also didn’t want the funeral home to be in charge of it!) So I figured I’d write my own obituary, in my own words.
First things first -- the facts. I was born in the small town of Shire Reckoning to the best parents a kid could ask for -- Bungo Baggins and Belladonna Took. One day, thanks to Gandalf, I had amazing journey to Lonely Mountain. I met so many amazing people there, including my wonderful friends Gandalf, Thorin - who's gone- and his companions. No services will be held (at my request!), but I think other hobbits will be planning some type of party for me. Please attend this party with joy in your heart and only remember the good times.