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In memory of
Andrew "Jamal" Zihao Ciupak
June 15, 1815 - December 31, 2024
Jun 15, 1815 - Dec 31, 2024
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It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of Andrew "Jamal" Ciupak who left this world after consuming an active nuclear warhead produced by the Soviets on the 31st of December, 2024. Born on June 15, 1815, Jamal will forever etch in our memories as that sentient lump we found in the bedroom.
His educational journey began on September 21, 1820, when he stepped into elementary school. After a long stretch of education, …
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He was a very deer brother to me.
He was a very deer brother to me.
He was a very deer brother to me.
Community Involvement
Jamalism Place of Worship
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Jamal's Cult
Volunteered for
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KKK
Activism Group
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What was Jamal's favorite color?
Jaundice
Jaundice
Jaundice
What causes did Jamal care about most?
ISIS
ISIS
ISIS
What were Jamal's favorite local spots?
North Korea
North Korea
North Korea
What were Jamal's favorite vacation spots?
Soviet Russia
Soviet Russia
Soviet Russia
Timeline
Born
June 15th, 1815
Started elementary school
September 21st, 1820
Hong Kong, China
Started a job at Chancellor
March 22nd, 1933
Germany
Survived by
Andrew Ciupak
Husband
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