George and I went trailing round Newquay in November looking for this face ornament.  We thought it was a lost cause and then we found them and George bought two.  He made an Instagram account for Ruben and took photos of him in Cornwall and filmed him skateboarding!  

Ode For George

I wrote this at the beginning of January as part of a creative challenge on Instagram for George 💕

What's hidden behind that smile!

There you sit now on the kitchen shelf. Still smiling and pondering and hoping your owner doesn't dress you as an elf.

Do you remember your past adventures? When George had you skateboarding without your dentures.

Or your time on the beach being half buried in the sand. Placed on rocks and stones and amongst the grasses growing on the land.

Yet still you smile and do not shed a tear. When both of us so wish we could go back to that time and year.

Dedicated to my beloved son George 💕 who bought this face in Cornwall which he called Ruben and described it as a botox injected face of Thomas The Tank Engine 🤭

Sounds fab gonna try it.

It made me smile xx

George's plum crumble (Plumble)

Ingredients

•Plain flour

•Half a hard, cold butter block chopped into tiny squares

•Cane sugar (Or any sugar. Cane is healthier)

•Plums

•Demera (Brown sugar with bigger crystals)

•Cinnamon sugar

•Water

•Sugar

Method

•Put flour into bowl

•Chop half butter block into tiny squares then throw into the bowl

•Put sugar into the bowl

•Crumble it together (Rub flour against the butter squares until everything has a breadcrumb texture)

•Put in oven in tray and spread apart with knife (cook at 180 for 10 mins)

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•Put plums in pan with only a small amount of water (Just under half a pan)

•Sprinkle on sugar and cinnamon sugar to give it that extra spice o boi

•Cook the plums at for 10 minutes at medium gas

•When plums r cooked open them and take seedz out

You will now notice the plum juice come out into the pan. Once the plums have fully cooked it's time 4 the ...

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•Pour plum juice into glass

•Add lemonade

•Add cocktail umbrella (Optional)

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•Cook final plumble at 15-20 mins at medium heat till nice and brown

•Eat dat shiz